Monday, November 22, 2010

Sci-fi gizmo request.

Dear Inventors/developers: 

The first definition of cleaning listed at dictionary.reference.com is:

clean·ing  [klee-ning] 

–noun

an act or instance of making clean: Give the house a good cleaning.


I hate cleaning. Well, that is I hate cleaning my own house. It is the worst task anyone can ever give me. I will wait until the house gets so bad I'm embarrassed to let anyone in. Luckily, I have my sister living with me. She helps me to the nth degree.  Not only does she do most of the work, but encourages me in just the right way to get me to keep the house in working order.

You probably wondering why I'm writing you. Well...I think we need to get those gadgets and gizmos they have on science fiction shows, invented. I know they already have the roomba, but it's too expensive for my taste. Besides, my sister LOVES vacuuming. OOh, I do too, but only when it's a Dyson. My friends have one that they let me use when I'm over.

Picture courtesy of wikipedia.org

Some ideas to mull-over:
  • Self-mopping floor.
  • A mechanical laundry folder (I can do the sorting on my own...for now)
  • (speaking of sorting) a dish-put-awayer. (trademark on name pending)

That's all I have for now.  Wait one more thing; not only do they need to be invented, but made inexpensive. There, that's my idea. Please inventors and developers get on it! 

Sincerely,
Your favorite geek; Psyfygirl.  (please if you don't realize this is a joke, then you need some serious help)

4 comments:

  1. You are so hilarious! Do you mind cleaning other peoples house? I will do yours if you do mine....but we do have to "steal" our friends Dyson to clean our own houses. I haven't gotten one yet. And when those inventions of yours come on the market, I will be the first in line to buy them all.

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  2. I just bought a Dyson myself. You're welcome to come vacuum any time.

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  3. *cue dramatic music* Mine comes on Thursday. Feel like vacuuming? ROFL!

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  4. I also happen to own a Dyson, feel free to stop by anytime. It's pretty and purple :)

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